JOHN YOU MADE TAYLOR SAD YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
the day ao3 finally gets an app will be one of the greatest days of my life
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
watch me swooce right out
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
girls don’t want Hook. girls want more screen time for Regina Mills.
some people say they feel like a million bucks, i feel like i’m about $7, maybe $7.50
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
Frozen Gif/Screencap Meme: [1/10 scenes]
↳The Great Thaw
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing